yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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