After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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