The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
My balls are so social today.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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