Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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