Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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