talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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