we have officially lost it.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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