Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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