I didn't shave. On purpose
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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