How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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