all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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