its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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