D3 body, D1 cock
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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