butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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