But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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