I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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