Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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