they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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