I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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