Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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