I'm lost and stupid without you.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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