first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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