she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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