Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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