I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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