shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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