Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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