New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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