I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There r osticjed everywhere
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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