i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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Found your dick twin last night
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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