did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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