So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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