we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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