Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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