Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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