It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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