4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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