what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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