4 words: hood of his car
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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