friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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