i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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