Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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