I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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