are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We're too hungover to prance.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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