Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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