Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
