he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she told me i tasted like america
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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