he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.