i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Watching her eat just hurts me
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.