I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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