Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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