Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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