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(802): View more from Vermont

PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.

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(503): View more from Oregon

After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.

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(915): View more from Texas

I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.

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(317): View more from Indiana

She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here

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(419): View more from Ohio

There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.

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(618): View more from Illinois

If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life

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(360): View more from Washington

There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!

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