I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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