Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Even my vagina gasped.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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