My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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