Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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