hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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