i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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