Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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