it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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