Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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